Premium Bitcoin Sunglasses for Maximalists
These Bitcoin sunglasses aren't novelty schwag. They're physical art for the Bitcoin renaissance – built by a Bitcoiner for Bitcoiners. The styling and design are a nod to the O.G. Maximalist. HFSP toxicity on the outside and strong private Bitcoin art on the inside.
No other Bitcoin sunglasses like this exist. There is no second best.
First run is limited to 300.
Low-Key Whale

Pay with Bitcoin & save 10%
Only $161 at checkout
HFSP laser-etched
*not actual gold — we're not fiat idiots
FIRST RUN: ONLY 300 PAIRS OF EACH STYLE
PRE-ORDER NOW • SHIPS JAN 2026
Satisfaction guaranteed or HFSP
Pleb Flex

Pay with Bitcoin & save 10%
Only $134 at checkout
HFSP laser-etched
*not actual gold — we're not fiat idiots
FIRST RUN: ONLY 300 PAIRS OF EACH STYLE
PRE-ORDER NOW • SHIPS JAN 2026
Satisfaction guaranteed or HFSP